Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
