bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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