Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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