God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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