So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
