dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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