But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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