She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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