Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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