hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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