Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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