The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
