i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
