so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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