I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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