That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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