My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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