It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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