Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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