doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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