That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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