Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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