you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Drake has all the answers
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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