the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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