I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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