I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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