it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
