He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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