sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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