Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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