doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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