It's Friday. Sex?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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