thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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