Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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