There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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