i think my mom watched the whole time
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize