So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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