How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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