Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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