Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
