It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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