I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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