so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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