i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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