I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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