I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Reggie can tackle my bush.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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