is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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