I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
God, I missed his penis.
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