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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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