i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will be naked everywhere
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
His nipple licking is glorious
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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