No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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