he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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