There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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