i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's shark week go big or go home
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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