You surviving the open bar?
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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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