Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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