This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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