chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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